| | The time has come to order Mischief uniforms, and thus choose jersey numbers.
My first choice is always #1. Then I can say, "I'm number one! I'm
number one!" But Warren had to be a bastard and take it already. And
since he more or less runs the whole team, there's really, really
nothing I can do about it.
My second choice: #2. Also taken. By another boy. Stupid boys.
#0, #99....taken, taken. Bunchabitches. This team is too big.
So I go to the default...#37. "37!! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!" "In
a row?" "Hey try not to suck anymore dick on the way to the parking
lot!"
But yeah...that's taken too.
And then it dawned on me. I need a number with a great legacy....with
style, class, and a whole lot of wackiness. And shortness. Because I'm
kinda short.
Tim Tuttle...MIT ultimate legend, plus he's JJ's boss. He's wacky,
classy, and short. I am taking Tim Tuttle's #9. I'm not sure there's a
better method of friendly spite than the anti-retiring of his number.
Tuttle, I know you're sad about this. I can see it in the way you never looked me in the eye when I took these pictures...
  
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